Thursday, February 28, 2008

unjan dost......

1.Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

2.Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!

3.Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

4.Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili…….. ……… .
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

5.Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

6.Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai …
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai…
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai…
Isliye apko Kutta katega

7.Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai.
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai

8.Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai



Safar lamba hai, Dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile, Hath badhate rahiye,
Taj na banaye, Costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

**
Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh kar
Kah rahi hai,
“Ab to naha lo”

**
Marne par humain janat mile na mile,
Ye hava ye fiza mile na mile,
SmS karne main kasar mut chorna
Maloom nahi opar jaa kar mobile mile na mile

**
Aap k chehre pear ghazub ki smile hai
Suna hai aap k pass b mobile hai
Jis mein “SmS” ki aik moti is file hai
Phir bhi sms nahi karte yeh kon as style hai

**
Gandhiji Ager DON Hote To Kahte
Hamare Sir Per Baal Aane Ka IntZaar to
11 Dukanon k Hajam Kar Rahe Hain
Lekin Takle Per Baal Aana Mushkil he Nahi Namumkin Hain

**

Aapko phone kiya to network bola,
Namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
Aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
Is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later

**

Aap k brain ki x-ray report AA gai hai,
10g mitti, 10g kankar pathar, 25 type k kire makore,
5g makri k jale and 500g bhusa.
Kamal hai! Mujhe lagta tha k khali hoga

**

Chuhe ne sherni ko Propose Kiya.
Sherni : Chal Bay!! Kabhi Shishe Me Apni Shakal Dekhi hai?
Chuha: Are Pagli Shakal Pay Mat Jaa Confidence Dekh




1.Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

2.Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!

3.Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

4.Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili…….. ……… .
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

5.Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

6.Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai …
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai…
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai…
Isliye apko Kutta katega

7.Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai.
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai

8.Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai



Tue 5 Jun 2007
Kya yeh ramu naam hai tumhara?
Posted by Rahul under Funny Shayari
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hum to masgul the apne ghum ki tanhaiyon mai
muddat badh hume kisi na pukara
chalte chalte hum thodi der soche lage
ramu kya yeh ramu naam hai tumhara



Gam ko karo delete,

Khushi ko karo save,

Rishto ko karo recharge,

Dosti ko karo download,

Dushmani ko karo erase,

Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,

Tension ko karo not reachable,

Pyar ki karo incoming on,

Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,

Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,

Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo sent,

Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,

Dil ko karo vibrate,

Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni POLYPHONIC ho jayegi.



I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought
I thought I thought
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If Stu chews shoes, should Stu
choose the shoes he chews?

You”ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light”s light”s a slight light,
And tonight”s a night that”s light.
When a night”s light, like tonight”s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight
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Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.
Gray were the geese and green was the grass
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My dame hath a lame tame crane,
My dame hath a crane that is lame
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Ruby Rugby”s brother bought and brought her
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers
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Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See”s saw
Before See sawed Soar”s seesaw,
See”s saw would not have sawed
Soar”s seesaw.
So See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See”s saw sawed
Soar”s seesaw!

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: “I”m a bitter biter bit, alack!”
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A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
“Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?”
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where”s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?



1.       Tu Mera bhai hai…
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2.       Gaadi mai Chalunga…
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3.       Abe abhi itni Aur Andar ja sakti hai…
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4.       Tu bura mat manana bhai…
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5.       Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…
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6.       Aaj Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai…
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7.       Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…
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8.       Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu…
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9.       Abe yaar kam to nahi padegi
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10.      Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…
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11.      Baap ko mat Sikha.
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12.      Yaar magar Dil dukha diya yaar…
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13.      Kuchh bhi hai par Bhai hai Apna…
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14.      Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???




Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon…………………..

Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile

pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein,
agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein,
teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein,
aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.

Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha
aur bola……..
MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!

(Pls Read in the rythm of… Tum to Thahre pardesi,Saath kyaa Nibhaaoge!)
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Subah Doodh waali ke Haathon.. Tum pakde Jaaoge…!
Gar Bach gaye to bhiiiiii…! Bhag ke Kahan Jaaoge….!
Tum to Chhup Jaaoge lekin.., bhains Kahan Chhupaaoge..!
Tum to Thare bakri Chor…., Bhains Kya Churaaoge………….!!!

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE….

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote…..
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote…..
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote
ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.

O shayeri sunne walo jara
Gor se suno
Age ka nahi aata
Kisi aur se suno

Sher aur Shayri



Ek ladki thi deewani si

Mobile lekar chalti thi

Nazrain jhuka ke

Sharma ke

Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi

Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko

Par jaane kis se darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujhse

Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai

aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai



mujhse aur nahi hoga..

Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??

maine apko kiya na..!!

chalo ab ap karo…

karo na…

I m excited….

Karo na…

SMS

2) Tchr: Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne sare bache kaise paida karti hai?
Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal jayega.

3) Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in d sky Dropping shit into ur eye.
U don’t worry u don’t cry U just thank God that cows do not fly….

4) AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

‘THANDA MATLAB’

Coca-Cola

5) Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye
to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi
rehti
hain…

6) Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of
Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

7) Thought of the day: “if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil
always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”

Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !!
So enjoY!!

9) If dentists make films, d names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

10) 2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U. 2day i have not thought
about anybody Except U. Bcos my Policy is One day One Fool…..!




Merey yahoo Ki Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai
Afsos Yeh Hai Ke Woh Hum Se
Kuch Away Away Sa Rehta Hai,
Merey yahoo Ki Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Jis Roz Se Add Kiya Hai Uss Ko
Hum Doosron Se Chat Karna Bhool Gaye,
Mouse Thaam Ke Aisey Bethey Hain
Click Karna Hum Bhool Gaye
Aaj Tak Buddy List Main
Woh Chanchal Buddy Away Rehta Hai
Merey yahoo Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Raat Bhi Aakey Chalee Gayee
Friend Bhee Logout Ho Gaaye.
Par Uss Ke Aik Message Ko Hum
Aay Husan Ke Maalik Taras Gaye.
Kab Piyaas Bhujay Gee Meri Chatting Ki
Din Raat Yeh Dukhra Rehta Hai
Merey yahoo Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai.