Omlet ready? Yes Boss! Chicken ready? Yes Boss! Fish ready? Yes Boss! Mutton ready? No Boss! why? Boss, Bakra abi message padraha hai!

Don't be afraid to take risks and experience pain to achieve your dreams. Always remember, if you want a rainbow, you must first go through the rain.

Bandar ka beta apni maa se bola: maa! main kyon itna badsoorat hoon? maa boli: beta! tu 2 phir bhi thik hai, usse dekh jo abhi SMS padhrahahai

u=lovely, u=perfect, u=beautiful, u=amazing, u=sweet, u=cute, u=genius, u=fantastic, u=fabulous, Me=liar.

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No??? Quickly see your id card or driving license.

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Tiger ..
BIRDs ...
Longoor ....
and...! U 2

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we can t disturb our Boss...

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna.
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatrra hai!
Bahar “BANDAR” pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai

Kati bhinna chann e dinharu
Timro aagaman bhaye dekhi
Kati ramailo chha yo mausam
timi zoo ma bashe dekhi

Chhora: daddy daddy aaja baadar herna jaun na!
Daddy: Ahile hoina babu, baadar ahile sms padhdai chha.........

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo.
One was caught playing football
The second was caught watching television
And the third............ No... No!! it's not YOU !!!
Tyasko ajhai pattra lageko chhaina.... Khoji jaari chha.

Timailai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma kanda chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.....

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Congrates!! Enjoy your day, and don't forget to smile!

1 - message - received - 1 - cute - person - sent - it - 1 - monkey - is - reading - it - 1 - monkey - is - angry - 1 - monkey - is - still - reading - 1 - monkey - wil 4ward - dis - msg - to - anodr - monkey !

Dil chahta hai tum se milne ko, tumhain daikhne ko. magar kia karon yeh stupid gate keeper kehta hai. " Aaj Zoo Band Rahay Ga "

why do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your personal matter!

A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read messages. Dont change your finger, its too late now

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream . One tree can start a forest. One sms can bring refreshment. So KEEEP smsing.

Alone i can only say but together we can shout, alone i can only smile but together we can laugh, alone i can only live but together we can celebrate.

Painting is a feeling never spoil it. FACE is a book try to read it. FRIENDSHIP is like a mirror don't break it.

DESTINY IS SIMPLY da strength of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble, it grows double, if u laught at it, it disappears like a bubble. Apply dis & u'll b happy/enjoy ur life.

The greatest GIFT u can give 2 sum 1 is ur Time becoz when u give sum1 ur time u R givin him a portion of ur Life. Ur beautiful thoughts alwz fills my mind.

Dur hai aap se to kuch gam nahi. Dur rahkar v Bhulne wale hum nahi. Roj mulakat na ho paye to kya hua, aapki yaad mulakat se kuch kam nahi...

Never say U r happy when u r sad. never say u r fine when u R not. Never say u feel good when u feel bad. Never say U r alone when I'm still alive.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

Jindagi behal hai, Sur hai na taal hai.,Msgbox kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtaal hai, Kuch SMS bhejo, mere mobile ki jindagi ka sawal HAI.

LOVE speaks in tender voice but is heard inspite of the noise. Love sees simple beauty and finds every1 worthy.

Dunya main sirf teen tarah kay log khush naseeb hotey hai (1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai (2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai (3) woh jinhay mera sms bar baar milta hai Only 4 U.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Nevr frown, even when u r sad Bcoz u nevr know who is fallin in love with ur smile.

Dimaag k liye, orange ka juice, aankhe k liye, carrot k juice. Sehat k liye banana ka juice, khush rehene k liye sms kar kanjus.

If i give U a dozen of roses… And u ask why there r no thrones, I would just smile, show my bleeding hand n say .. I took them away so that u won't get hurt.

Moon said to me, if ur fren is not messaging u why don't u leave ur fren. I looked at moon n said does ur sky ever leave u when U don't shine.

Ur eyes Patakha, UR LIPS rocket, ur ears chakra, ur smile Fuljadi, ur STYLE ANAR, ur personality bomb. Are nikal le, i'm coming with "CANDLE".

Give laugh to all but smile to 1 give cheeks to all but lips to 1 Gie love to all but heart 2 one, let everbdy lov u but U love 1.

Na hotel me na bar me, Na bike me na car me, ajki raat gujergay sirf tumare sms ki intajar me.

I send my care 2 to the wind n told the wind 2 pass them to U. So when u feel the wind blowin against ur face its me saying take care & Always be fit & happy.

If u feel a little dizzy and u r craving for something sweet all the time . U r suffering from a defficiency of VITAMIN :ME:.

Life brings "KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM" when it ends "NA TUM JANO NA HUM" So lets 'MASTI" together who knows "KAL HO NA HO".

What makes some people dearer is not just da happines tha u feel feel when u meet them but also da pain u feel when u miss them.

Search for a perfect guy is like search for dinasours. Do u know why? Simple, Becoz they don't exists.

I heard some1 whisper ur name, but when i turnd around to C who it was, I notice i was alone, then i realized it was my heart teling me that i miss U.

Tera bahot memory aa reli thi, teri yaad mein kalam uthai, tera jhakkas tasbir banayi, socha tha, us tasbir ko sine mein lagake rakhunga, par ky bidhu, who to bhooton ko bhagane kaam aayi

Dil dil se juda nahi hota, u hi kisi pe fida nahi hota, PYAr se bada dosti k rista hota hai kyunki dost kavi bebafa nahi hote hai.

Darte hain AAG se kahi jal na jayein, Darte hain khwaab se kahi tut na jayein, Par sbse jyada darte hain tum se kahi tum hamein bhul na jayein.

Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain, yaad aap bhi hume karte hai, Fark sirf itna hain, hum yaad aane pe sms karte hain aur aap sms ane pe yaad karte hai

A raindrop may look 2 small 2 eyes but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall. A small sms may seem 2 small 2 u but somewhere a heart smile when it receives ur sms. So keep SMSing.

Aapse milneka mann kiya tha, mannko samjhadiya, dil tadapne laga, usko v beheladiya. aakhe ro padi unko chup karadiya lekin aab sansein keherahi hain i miss u, kya uskovi rok du?

No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !!

Fulo ki mehek ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata, kitne v dur raho a dost tum, dosti me aap jaisa dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.

Jivan mein paisa, pyar aur dosti sab aate hai jate hai, par tute hue daant wapas nahi ate hai. Samajhdar ho, ummed hai sms bhejte rahoge.

Sometime i dont say hi, sometime i dont reply, sometime i dont msg u, but it doesn't mean i 4get u, it means im givin u time 2 miss me n 2 miss u. Goodday!

Har kadam pe imtihaan leti hai zindagi, har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi, hum zindagi se sikwa kaise kare ki aap saa pyaara dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

Subah sahm hum tumko yaad kiya karte hain, sitaron mein tumhe dekha karte hain, magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat aana coz hamein bhooton se bahut darr lagta hai!

Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, Ankhe band hai fir v nazar aa rahe ho, najane kyon easa lagta hai, saamne khade ho aur sING hila rahe ho!! Abuiii

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

Dont keep da special 1 in ur eyes they may fall as tears, keep them in ur heart so that evry heartbeat remind u that there is 1 4 u.